Crosswalks to Nowhere

My train was 20 minutes late this morning due to a "mechanical failure." I could complain about it, but what good would it do?

Instead, here's a public service announcement to guys who ride the Metra Northwest Line:

It's so cool that you get to wear shorts to work, but on days when you choose to do so, please do us all a favor and don't sit on the upper level.

Thank you.